Me: God dammit.
Mom: Don't say that word.
Me: ...
Me: Satan blessit.
Mom:
Mom:
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
(via memewhore)
first, i park my car. then i unbuckle my seatbelt. finally, i exit the vehicle.
(Source: chickensandwich, via snowpikachu)




