I keep hearing a clock ticking in my room
But I don’t have a clock in my room
What is this witchcraft
Check under your bed dude… and see if you can flip any walls around.
look for a skinny and rather tall guy in your fireplace.
and then make out with him
and then wait for him until you die because he will never show up again
if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself.
if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.
what the hell do i call the fanbase then
the heavenly order of psychopaths
satan’s favorite porn writers
another one bites the dust
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea