Michael's Way

superwholockfeels:

forever-pretty-awkward:

nuncamais:

stingrayproductions:

ozwinozwald:

blueeyesbigsurprise:

I keep hearing a clock ticking in my room

But I don’t have a clock in my room

What is this witchcraft

Check under your bed dude… and see if you can flip any walls around.

look for a skinny and rather tall guy in your fireplace.

and then make out with him

and then wait for him until you die because he will never show up again

spockward:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

iamtonysexual:

itsxplacebo:

if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

another one bites the dust

ridge:

The Perks of Being a Real Nigga

twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea